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First Of All, She Needs a Stripper Pole…

Father to 14-month-old daughter: Can daddy get a table dance?”
(toddler starts to bounce up and down)
Mother, taking daughter from father’s arms: No, because she wants to give her mama a lap dance!
Disgusted uncle: This is so wrong on so many levels…

–Doheny State Beach, Dana Point, California

Overheard by: Glad I’m related by marriage

…Unlike Your Soul.

Nagging mother to adult daughter, after sniping at her all afternoon: Your best attribute used to be your personality. But with the life you lead, now it’s dead.
Adult daughter’s husband, without looking up from newspaper: It’s not dead, it’s just asleep.

–Maguire’s Landing, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: oysterwoman