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I Think They Even Did Splits!

Large la­dy in el­e­va­tor to an­oth­er: The kids brought back this DVD, they said it was PG-13… Well they start­ed it up and it was raunchy! It had cheer­lead­ers in it and god knows what else.

–Ma­jes­tic Beach Tow­ers, Pana­ma City Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Head­ing to Block­busters to find that DVD!

Plus, That Species Of Drag­on Has a Much Short­er Wingspan

Col­lege girl to col­lege guys carv­ing drag­on in the sand: Ugh! What is wrong with you?! Drag­ons do not have such mus­cu­lar arms!
Col­lege guy: Ours does!
Col­lege girl: I am torn: do I con­tin­ue ar­gu­ing about tiny drag­on arms as if drag­ons are re­al or move on to mock­ing you for giv­ing your drag­on the bi­ceps you wish you had?

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

What’s That Girl’s Se­cret?

Fat girl: What did you and Michelle talk about on the phone last night?
Skin­ny girl: She and Alex are fight­ing.
Fat girl: You’re ly­ing, they are not! What did she re­al­ly tell you?
Skin­ny girl: Well, she thinks Vic­to­ri­a’s re­plac­ing her.
Fat girl: Ugh, she could’ve just talked to me about it… Vic­to­ria did kin­da re­place her, though.

–Lavalette, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Crab