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Big Brook­lyn dude #1: I re­al­ly wan­na see The Dev­il Wears Pra­da. I heard it’s the fun­ni­est movie ever.
Big Brook­lyn dude #2: Yeah, man, but I re­al­ly wan­na read the book first.
Big Brook­lyn dude #1: Yeah, yeah! It’s not just for chicks, man!
Big Brook­lyn dude #2: It’s not just for chicks.

–Rock­away Beach, New York

Randy Found Her Un­re­spon­sive, Cow­like De­meanor Strange­ly Arous­ing

Fat dude on awk­ward first date: Yeah, so that’s why I did­n’t put ‘Let’s meet at Star­bucks’ in my ad. ‘Let’s have a beer on the beach,’ you know?
Obese chick: Mmm-hm­mm.
Fat dude: So… You don’t drink?
Obese chick: Hm-mmm.
Fat dude: So, it’s fair to say you have a prob­lem with al­co­hol.
Obese chick: I don’t have a prob­lem with it.
Fat dude, af­ter long pause: So, what do you do? I mean, what oth­er hob­bies do you have?
Obese chick: I chew a lot of gum.

–Gold­en Gar­dens Park, Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Brooke

I Think They Even Did Splits!

Large la­dy in el­e­va­tor to an­oth­er: The kids brought back this DVD, they said it was PG-13… Well they start­ed it up and it was raunchy! It had cheer­lead­ers in it and god knows what else.

–Ma­jes­tic Beach Tow­ers, Pana­ma City Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Head­ing to Block­busters to find that DVD!