Archive for the ‘Europe’ Category

And Not the Ex­cit­ing Kind

Lit­tle girl: What does that sign mean?
Fa­ther: That means ‘Pedes­tri­ans,’ sweet­ie.
Lit­tle girl: Are we pedes­tri­ans?
Fa­ther: Yes, we are.
Lit­tle girl: Oh… I thought we were Catholics.

–Beach near Am­s­ter­dam, North Hol­land, Nether­lands

Over­heard by: Daan

She Has No Idea How Awk­ward Her First Sex­u­al Ex­pe­ri­ence Is Go­ing to Be

Teen girl: I can’t be­lieve I’m drunk! I’m drunk! In Italy! I am 17 and drunk. Oh yeah, and I’m with my par­ents! The first time I’m drunk, in a for­eign coun­try, un­der 21, with you peo­ple, and I’m in Italy?
Teen girl’s moth­er: It is bet­ter this way. At least you are with peo­ple who care.

–No­va Siri, Italy

Over­heard by: on­ly oth­er amer­i­can in the place