Archive for the ‘Drugs’ Category

Drugs Cre­ate the Il­lu­sion You Have Some­thing to Say

Stoned chick: So, when­ev­er I’m stoned, like this stoned, I start a sen­tence… And then through half the sen­tence, I fin­ish an­oth­er sen­tence I said be­fore, or fin­ish an­oth­er idea in my head, or just start talk­ing. It’s like I for­get or some­thing, like, my idea, and it’s like I had it all there, and stuff. You know what I mean?
Stoned guy: … That’s re­tard­ed.

–St. Pe­ters­burg, Flori­da

Hey, Was­n’t That Your Foot?

Stoned surfer #1: Hey, re­mem­ber that time when that shoe washed up that had a foot in in it?
Stoned surfer #2: Oh, yeah! And that dog got it and was run­ning around with it and would­n’t let any­one have it? That was hi­lar­i­ous.
Stoned surfer #1: To­tal­ly.

–Boli­nas, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: did­n’t think it was hi­lar­i­ous then or now

They Seem So Happy…Oh, Wait…

Teen girl #1: Oh, I’m so hap­py for Can­dice!* She fi­nal­ly has a nor­mal boyfriend!
Teen girl #2: Oh, that’s nice…Wait, is it that 29-year-old E deal­er you guys met at that rave in Chill­i­wack?
Teen girl #1: Yes!

Long pause.

Teen girl #1: Well, it’s nor­mal for her, I guess.

–Eng­lish Bay, Van­cou­ver, British Co­lum­bia