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Ooo, and If We Went to the Hair­dress­er and Got Bangs…

Old­er la­dy #1: You know they have a hot stone mas­sage?
Old­er la­dy #2: Re­al­ly?
Old­er la­dy #1: Yeah! It sounds re­al­ly nice.
Old­er la­dy #2: Maybe we should get them! Then we can get shirts that say “I got stoned in Mi­a­mi“
Old­er la­dy #1, laugh­ing: We could.
Old­er la­dy #2: No, but I ac­tu­al­ly want to get them and wear that shirt.

–El­emis Spa, Mi­a­mi Beach, Flori­da

Please Ex­plain How

Man in skirt to bald woman: Se­ri­ous­ly… Mar­i­jua­na-fu­eled cars. It’d be great! Every­one would be high, and we’d have clean air!

–Avon, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Tomatil­la

On­ly Kid­ding, Pook­ie — I Love Your Soft Lit­tle Vi­en­na Sausage

Sales­man: Gringo, gringo. Mex­i­can wrestling mask, Na­cho Li­bre!
Guy: No, dude, sor­ry. I al­ready bought two to­day.
Sales­man: Señori­ta, one for you?
Girl: Um, no, thanks.
Sales­man: Come on… it will be some­thing dif­fer­ent for tonight!
Girl: If I want­ed some­thing dif­fer­ent, we’d be at the far­ma­cia buy­ing Cialis.

–Puer­to Nue­vo, Mex­i­co