Stoned guy #1: Look at the moon, its all halfy and shit.
Stoned guy #2: You said it in a tone like you’re in a Frankenstein movie.
–Near the Cannal, Serbia
Overheard by: Uros Jovanovic
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I’m 97% Certain Richard Simmons Was Born by a Massive Gay Orgy
Meth-adict-looking girl: I was born by a massive gay orgy.
Friend: I wish I was born by something…
–Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Zach
Thus Ousted, the Crackhead Went to Yale and Ran for President
Crackhead: Yeah, I’m kind of known around here as the sheriff of the North Shore.
Local guy: Yeah? Well, then I’m the mayor.
Passing Australian surfer: I want to be prime minister.
–Sunset Beach, Oahu, Hawaii
Overheard by: Jehan
Is That What “Bros Before Hos” Means?
Stoner #1: When I first tried weed, I did not inhale.
Stoner #2: You know, I’ve always wondered why they called it a blow job…
Stoner #1: Why? Did you want one?
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: Max
