Drunk guy to drunk friend, seeing approaching car: Hey! Watch out for death! –Terrigal, Australia
Foreign girl: Hello. I just bought this bike. I need a special instrument to raise the seat. Can you help me?
Guy #1: We might. Do you need a wrench?
Foreign girl: Oh. I don’t know…[giggles]
Guy #2: Where are you from?
Foreign girl: Belarus.
Guy #1: Why did you decide to come to the US?
Foreign girl, excitedly: I came for work and pleasure! I work at Subway!
Guy #2: This is so stereotypical teen movie.
Foreign girl: Does that mean you can fix my bike?
Guy #1: Do you wanna come inside and get drunk with us? –5 Kings Row, Dewey Beach, Delaware
Beach guy #1: We need to find some slutty girls tonight.
Beach guy #2: Yeah, sluts are great for hangovers. –Waikiki Beach, Hawaii Overheard by: Jellyfish Jaq
Frat boy: Dude! I got so drunk last night that I got a temporary tattoo! –Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by: Jon
Dude #1: Bro, you want a beer?
Dude #2: Nah, I'm not drinking for Ramadan. –Auckland, New Zealand
Boy #1: Are you gonna use your real age or your fake age?
Boy #2: I’m gonna say I’m 20.
Boy #1: Fuck that! I’m saying 17.
Boy #3: I’m so wasted I can hardly ride my bike. –Foster Avenue Beach, Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Beach Comber
Serbian waiter: Card?
Tourist ordering drinks: You're going to card me!? C'mon, I left my card in the State room.
Serbian waiter: Card you? In Prague I work in bar next to high school, no I'm not going to carding! I need your payment card. –Carnival Cruise, Ensenada, Mexico
Dad to buddy’s tween daughter: Susie*, can you get me another beer from the cooler?
Susie: Wow, Jerry, you’re an alcoholic.
Dad’s own tween daughter: My dad is not an alcoholic, he just drinks fast! –Long Island, New York
Guy to girl: There's some drunk people over there. Don't look at them. –La Jolla, California
Drunk guy: She’s done more blow than it snowed last year! –Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by: Audrey