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This Time Je­sus Turns the Beer in­to Fan­ta Grape

Cop: All right, what’s in the cup?
Young guy: Uh, beer.
Cop: I asked you what’s in the cup. Now give it to me.
Young guy: I just told you, it’s beer!
Cop: You do know it’s il­le­gal to be drink­ing on the board­walk, right?
Young guy: It’s so­da.
Cop: It’s beer. Give it to me.
Young guy: No! It’s mine!

Young guy runs off with cup.

–Sea­side Heights, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: al­so kin­da drunk