Archive for the ‘Delaware’ Category

So God Does Play Dice With the Uni­verse!

Girl: He gets so tan!
Guy: I tell you, you look at his hand and you’d think that man was black!
Girl: You know, his mom’s hus­band is black. That’s why we tease him about that so much.
Guy: Re­al­ly? His step-dad is black?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Would­n’t you be pissed?
Girl: Yeah, well, his mom treats him like shit any­way.

Brief pause.

Girl: I’m re­think­ing the doc­tor thing.
Guy: Re­al­ly?
Girl: Yeah, sur­geon or on­col­o­gist or what­ev­er I be­come. I would­n’t be able to have a fam­i­ly.

–Re­hoboth, Delaware

Over­heard by: kris­ten

The Re­al Rea­son For­mu­la Was In­vent­ed

20-Some­thing daugh­ter: Dad! Hur­ry up and take the pic­ture; mom’s press­ing her boobs in­to my back!
Mom: I’m sor­ry! You suck­led from these boobs, you know.
20-Some­thing daugh­ter: Well, clear­ly I quit for a rea­son.
Dad: Yeah. Be­cause you were too tired of fight­ing me for them.

–Re­hoboth Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: Kate

This Is What Hap­pens When We Don’t Bring the Elec­tric Col­lar

Man, run­ning as fast as he can across sand, scream­ing like a ma­ni­ac: Mol­ly! Mol­ly! Molly!(entire beach crowd stares)
Man, run­ning as fast as he can across sand, scream­ing like a ma­ni­ac: Mol­ly! Mol­ly! Molly!(entire beach crowd stares)
Man, find­ing Mol­ly sit­ting qui­et­ly: Oh, there you are.

–Lewes Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: maybe next time, take Mol­ly with you