Archive for the ‘Delaware’ Category

This Is What Hap­pens When We Don’t Bring the Elec­tric Col­lar

Man, run­ning as fast as he can across sand, scream­ing like a ma­ni­ac: Mol­ly! Mol­ly! Molly!(entire beach crowd stares)
Man, run­ning as fast as he can across sand, scream­ing like a ma­ni­ac: Mol­ly! Mol­ly! Molly!(entire beach crowd stares)
Man, find­ing Mol­ly sit­ting qui­et­ly: Oh, there you are.

–Lewes Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: maybe next time, take Mol­ly with you

You Could Have Had a Friend in Penn­syl­va­nia, But Nooo…

Tourist guy: I hate these tourists! They think they’re so cool, just com­ing down for the week­end in their lit­tle homes, fuck­ing up the traf­fic and mak­ing park­ing dif­fi­cult. Go home!
Lo­cal teen: Your li­cense plate says you’re from Penn­syl­va­nia.
Tourist guy: I rent for the sum­mer. I guess I’m kin­da like you, in a sense.
Lo­cal teen: Bitch, please.

–Bethany Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: beach na­tive

No, There Has to Be at Least an Hour of Hi­jinks and Dou­ble En­ten­dre First!

For­eign girl: Hel­lo. I just bought this bike. I need a spe­cial in­stru­ment to raise the seat. Can you help me?
Guy #1: We might. Do you need a wrench?
For­eign girl: Oh. I don’t know…[giggles]Guy #2: Where are you from?
For­eign girl: Be­larus.
Guy #1: Why did you de­cide to come to the US?
For­eign girl, ex­cit­ed­ly: I came for work and plea­sure! I work at Sub­way!
Guy #2: This is so stereo­typ­i­cal teen movie.
For­eign girl: Does that mean you can fix my bike?
Guy #1: Do you wan­na come in­side and get drunk with us?

–5 Kings Row, Dewey Beach, Delaware

Pfff! I Saw That Show — It’s All ‘You Know What the Dif­fer­ence Be­tween Aquat­ic and Land Mam­mals Is?’

Tourist la­dy: Do you know when the dol­phin show is?
Life­guard: Uh, yeah, I think the truck just came with all the dol­phins in it… should be in about half an hour.
Tourist la­dy: Oh, great! Thank you.

–Bethany Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: Laugh­ing Lo­cal