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Or We’ll Kill You

Girl (point­ing to sign on life­guard tow­er): Hah! I thought that said “Dy­ing is dan­ger­ous and pro­hib­it­ed” for a sec.
Guy: You’re crazy. It says “div­ing!“
Girl: (pause) I know. But.. oh, what­ev­er.
Life­guard: Yes–we have a very strict pol­i­cy… No dy­ing!

–Coro­na Del Mar Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Dee