Drunk guy to drunk friend, seeing approaching car: Hey! Watch out for death! –Terrigal, Australia
Girl, drinking spiked hot chocolate: Oh my god, it's like Jesus died in my mouth! –Arcata, California
Girl to younger boy: You’re going to be a real lady killer when you’re older.
Younger boy: I’ll kill men, too. I don’t care. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: Brittney
Texan: Yo! Dude, the waves are so huge! I just broke my longboard in two an’ almost got killed… that was awesome! –Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic
Girl: Can fish die from loneliness? –Lowestoft, England Overheard by: Sarah
Girl to brother: What are you eating?
Brother: Human remains. –Tampa, Florida
Chick: I can’t stand it when people smoke at the beach. It’s such a wrong thing to do in a place like this.
Dude: Smoking at the beach is like killing someone at a birthday party. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: Peter
Guy looking in the water: What’s that?
Girl: Dunno, a hat?
Guy: Looks like a taxi driver’s hat.
Girl: His body will wash up soon enough. –Stoney Beach, Maryland Overheard by: MonicaIsWayRad
Old man: I think it's too late to swim, the oil is washing up on the beach.
Old woman: Yeah, it's too late for a lot of things now.
Old man: We should move back to Detroit. It's less polluted.
Old woman: I don't want to die in Detroit. Remember, we had this conversation already. –Pier, St Petersburg, Florida Overheard by: Sandy Paws
Man, carrying two hands full of knives: Knives for sale! Knives for sale! 100 dollars! Getting tired of your brother, your cousin, your mother-in-law? Knives for sale! You feeling suicidal? Knives! Knives for sale! 100 dollars! –Montego Bay, Jamaica Overheard by: Elle