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Big Brook­lyn dude #1: I re­al­ly wan­na see The Dev­il Wears Pra­da. I heard it’s the fun­ni­est movie ever.
Big Brook­lyn dude #2: Yeah, man, but I re­al­ly wan­na read the book first.
Big Brook­lyn dude #1: Yeah, yeah! It’s not just for chicks, man!
Big Brook­lyn dude #2: It’s not just for chicks.

–Rock­away Beach, New York

Let Him Ride (the Waves) on Me?

Un­der­age girl: Oh, my God. Look at that guy. He’s so fuck­ing hot.
Bar­tender, sar­cas­ti­cal­ly: Oooh, nice. Maybe if you show him your boobs, he’ll buy you a drink?
Un­der­age girl: You think so?
Mom: No way. You’re as flat as a surf­board. If you want that guy to buy you a drink, you’d have to do a lot more than show him your boobs.

–The Seafood Bar, The Break­ers, Palm Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: The JAP