Archive for the ‘Compliments’ Category

I Love a Girl Who Can Han­dle Her Balls

70-year-old man at bar: I got prostate can­cer back in the day, so I can lick ’em, but I can’t dick ’em.
Al­most le­gal girl: Oh? (laughs)
70-year-old man: You’re very well-built for your age. (stares at girl’s breasts) You wan­na play pool with me?

–Palm Coast, Flori­da