Archive for the ‘Compliments’ Category

She Thinks the War in Iraq Is Just Darling

Woman #1: Oh my goodness, you should see your daughter! It looks like she’s been stabbed; it’s the cutest thing.
Woman #2: Oh, really?
Woman #1: Yes! She’s been eating cherries, and the juice has run all down her front and all over her hands. It looks like she has blood all over her – it’s adorable!

–Old Orchard Beach, Maine

Overheard by: shawshank

Okay, Maybe It was Every Day, in Our Great Big Rubber Bed

White chick with dreads: Yeah, I used to pee on my best friend all the time… Well, I guess it was really just one time, but we peed on each other. I was sitting on her lap and I was laughing really hard, and I was like, ‘Oh I have to pee,’ but then I thought it’d be even funnier, so I just let it go. Later she tackled me in the water and peed on me. It was kinda nice — like, really warm. 

–Pickerel Lake, Michigan

Overheard by: Maude Lynne