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I’m Look­ing to Up­grade

Woman walk­er #1: I would nev­er go out with him–his head is huge, his clothes are al­ways wrin­kled, and he does­n’t show­er.
Woman walk­er #2: Ugh.
Woman walk­er #1: Be­sides, he smokes.
Woman walk­er #2: But you smoke, too!
Woman walk­er #1: I know, but I nev­er date smok­ers.

–Lake Mi­ra­mar, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: El Meech

Ooo, and If We Went to the Hair­dress­er and Got Bangs…

Old­er la­dy #1: You know they have a hot stone mas­sage?
Old­er la­dy #2: Re­al­ly?
Old­er la­dy #1: Yeah! It sounds re­al­ly nice.
Old­er la­dy #2: Maybe we should get them! Then we can get shirts that say “I got stoned in Mi­a­mi“
Old­er la­dy #1, laugh­ing: We could.
Old­er la­dy #2: No, but I ac­tu­al­ly want to get them and wear that shirt.

–El­emis Spa, Mi­a­mi Beach, Flori­da

Drink­ing Va­ca­tions Can Be Fun, Too

Tan woman: Did you pack a swim­suit?
Pale woman: Yes, I al­ways do.
Tan woman: So you’ll go to the beach?
Pale woman: I have packed the same suit for my last five sum­mer va­ca­tions, it still has the tags on it. What do you think the odds are?

–Emer­ald Isle Fer­ry, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: i’m sur­round­ed by wa­ter, is­n’t that enough