Surfer dude to flabby, uninterested friend: Are you seeing this? That seagull is frickin' staring me down. Look at him. Are you looking at him? He's giving me the eye. That motherfucker is going to shit on me at some point today, and he wants me to know it. –Ocean Beach, California
30-something Guido to pretty girl: Hey. I hear you're looking for a stud. I've got the STD, all I need is “u.” –Pacific Beach, California
Tween: The cute ones are not nice, the nice ones are not cute, and the cute & nice ones are gay. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: Trixie
Guy: Why did you tell *Veronica that I had a small dick?
Girl: Because you do.
Guy: You could have at least told her I know how to use it.
Girl: You don’t! –Discovery Bay, California
Teenage boy #1: Yeah, Verizon is supposed to get a 4G network sometime soon.
Teenage boy #2: Do you even know what 4G means?
Teenage boy #1: 4 dimensions! Duh! –Granite Bay, California Overheard by: AB
Girl, drinking spiked hot chocolate: Oh my god, it's like Jesus died in my mouth! –Arcata, California
Activist #1: Hey girls, want to save the world together?
Girl #1: Ummmm…
Activist #2: Do you like our planet?
Girl #2: Eh, I've been to better. Thanks, but no thanks. –Seal Beach, California
Hobo in wheelchair to boys skating: Bend over!
Boy: If you were tall enough… –Santa Monica, California
Teen: Fuck Hitler! Fuck Hitler! Fuck Hitler! … Fuck Hitler. –Seacliff Beach, Santa Cruz, California
Guy, looking at girlfriend's dog sniffing another dog: Dog breeding is awesome! –Newport Pier, Newport Beach, California