Archive for the ‘California’ Category

"Have You Seen the Tranny Man, the Tranny Man, the Tranny Man?"

20-something girl: Guys, did you see the man in the woman's swimsuit over there?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, yeah, I saw him…
20-something girl: He has man legs…
Teen girl #1: But from a distance he could totally pass as a flat chick.
20-something girl: He can really pull it off, too. He has the hat and the glasses and everything.
Teen girl #2: Where's the tranny man? I want to see the tranny man!

–La Jolla, California

Overheard by: La Jollan

How Business Gets Done

Gent #1: I’m having troubles casting for this part.
Gent #2: I know the perfect girl, but she’s young. Only 17.
Gent #1: Hmmm… That’s too young.
Gent #2: Yeah, but you could fuck her mom.

–Malibu, California

Overheard by: Wanker

If You Were to Fill a Hat with Ice Cream…

Blonde: If you could be any flavor of ice cream, what would you be?
Redhead: Um…
Blonde: Well, you are what you eat. You can be monkey fudge!
Redhead: What?!
Blonde: Oh, wait, I mean Chunky Monkey. I’m making fun of your husband!
Redhead: You know, I’m the one drinking here.
Blonde: If you were any hat, what would you be?
Redhead: No.

–Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: Jenn