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And Start­ed Wear­ing Pra­da Loafers

Girl #1: So…plans for tonight?
Girl #2: Yeah, ac­tu­al­ly. I’m go­ing out with Be­to. He just moved to Niterói with his boyfriend.
Girl #1: Wait. What? His *boyfriend*? So he fi­nal­ly came out, eh?
Girl #2: Well…he did­n’t come out per se. He just said, “So, this is my boyfriend, Bruno.”

–Ipane­ma Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

And She’s Al­ways Blab­bing to My Wife

Cute surfer: So, how’s it go­ing? Did you go out with her again?
Re­al­ly cute surfer: Oh, no, she’s trav­el­ing, but I’m wait­ing for her to come back.
Cute surfer: You’re re­al­ly in­to her, right? I thinks she’s hot.
Re­al­ly cute surfer: Yeah, she’s amaz­ing.
Cute surfer: Have you, like, talked to her about go­ing out again?
Re­al­ly cute surfer: Yeah, kin­da… [Look­ing away and wav­ing] Hey, dude, stop talk­ing about it. My girl­friend is com­ing.
Cute surfer: Oh, okay [smiles and waves to girl].

–Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Over­heard by: And I thought he was cute