Archive for the ‘Black people’ Category

And Stay Out of Iowa

Black guy playing drums, smiling at toddler nearby: Hi, sweetie. What you thinkin’? [Passing white lady tourist takes picture, and black guy frowns.] I respect you, too! Do I take a picture of you at the insurance office in Iowa?!
White lady tourist: Well, I–
Black guy: –Step off, bitch! [Turns back to little girl] Don’t grow up to be like her, baby girl.

–Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: This place sure has changed since the 80s

Every Drug Needs Evangelists

Girl running along shore: Smoke weed every day!
Black lady on beach blanket: Hallelujah! Come here, baby!

Girl runs to black lady, who stands and hugs her and kisses her.

Black lady: Smoke weed, God bless you!

–Seaside Heights, New Jersey

Overheard by: t-money

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