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'80s: Seriously, Though

Chubby twink: The ’80s called, they want their lipstick back.
Chick in black with bright red lipstick: Your boyfriend called, he thinks you’re fat.

Chubby twink runs off crying, chick in black lights a smoke.

–Witty’s Lagoon, British Columbia, Canadia

Overheard by: sleepless

It's a Cry for Attention

Goth girl #1: So, the stupid cam won’t fucking stop following me.
Goth girl #2: [Hiccuping.]
Goth girl #1: And I can’t adjust it or anything.
Goth girl #2: [Hiccuping.]
Goth girl #1: So it’s really fucking–
Goth girl #2: –[Hiccuping.]
Goth girl #1: Would you fucking stop it?!

–Venice Beach, California