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Did That Guy Seem Juiced Up to You?

Skin­ny, half naked black guy wear­ing pur­ple booty shorts: “do you guys do drugs?“
Col­lege kids: “no…“
Black guy: “oh I do…I’m a drug ad­dict. Yeah, I just came from a rave, there are some crazy peo­ple out there! Why are y’all sit­ting here in the mid­dle of venice beach? It gets dan­ger­ous here at night!“
Col­lege kid (hold­ing an or­ange): “well, I’m strapped, so…“
Black guy: “is that an or­ange? Can I have it?” (takes or­ange and walks away).

–Venice Beach

Over­heard by: Kei­di