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When He’s Be­ing Nice to Me He Puts Out Cig­a­rettes on My Arm

Guy: You look re­al­ly hot in that biki­ni.
Girl #1: I’m not re­al­ly in the mood for flirt­ing to­day so why don’t you just buy me a lemon ice, I’ll pre­tend I like you, and we’ll both be on our way.
Guy, as he walks away: Bitch.
Girl #2, walk­ing up to her: Was­n’t that your boyfriend?
Girl #1: Yeah. I’m so tired of him be­ing a dick all the time.

Guy comes back with a lemon ice.

–Board­walk, Jones Beach, New York

Over­heard by: Bat­won

“Have You Seen the Tran­ny Man, the Tran­ny Man, the Tran­ny Man?”

20-some­thing girl: Guys, did you see the man in the wom­an’s swim­suit over there?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, yeah, I saw him…
20-some­thing girl: He has man legs…
Teen girl #1: But from a dis­tance he could to­tal­ly pass as a flat chick.
20-some­thing girl: He can re­al­ly pull it off, too. He has the hat and the glass­es and every­thing.
Teen girl #2: Where’s the tran­ny man? I want to see the tran­ny man!

–La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: La Jol­lan