Drunk guy to drunk friend, seeing approaching car: Hey! Watch out for death! –Terrigal, Australia
Hipster chick: That sperm dude is so anal. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: excellent
Drunk New Year’s reveller, at 5 AM: Morning has broken, like the first…
Girlfriend: Shut up! –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: GGary
Girlfriend: Oh my God, I totally look like Paris Hilton.
Boyfriend: Yeah, you’re an overtanned, skinny skank.
Girlfriend, excitedly: I know!! –Shelly Beach, New South Wales, Australia
Boy: Man, I can't believe she's studying, on a Sunday! What a loser.
Girl's voice, yelling from inside house: I can still hear you… –Gold Coast, Australia
Little girl to boy: Guess what?
Girl: I'm in George's hole! –Diggers Beach, Australia Overheard by: Maddy
Girl #1, in shade: Wanna go down to the water?
Girl #2: Sure!
Girl #2, in water: Wanna go back to the tree?
Girl #1: Yeah. I do. –Sydney, Australia
Drunk boy: Anemic? Isn't that when you eat too much white bread? –Poolside, Perth, Australia
American tourist looking at beach: Whoa! There's a lot of sand! –Beach, Australia
Boy, obviously on drugs: My mum says that your brain is like a forest, and every time you take drugs you are cutting down a tree. –Splendour Music Festival, Byron Bay, Australia