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Pay­back­’s a Bitch

Sag­gy-draw­ered kid: That woman car­ry­ing shit on her head.
Moth­er: Boy, you ain’t in Brook­lyn any­more. This place dif­fer­ent. And keep your voice down.
Sag­gy-draw­ered kid: Hell, she don’t speak Eng­lish. And what the hell com­put­er boy gonna do, re­port me to the in­ter­net?

–Tela Beach, Hon­duras

Over­heard by: Com­put­er boy, I as­sume