Teen boy: Let’s go back in the water since I have sand in my ass. –San Clemente Beach, California Overheard by: Wanted to kill this kid
Mom: Honey, what are you doing?
Daughter: Going under the umbrella, because I don’t want my butt to get parched. –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Kara
Girl #1: It was really awkward with him last night, he kept putting his hand in his back pocket and down the back of his jeans.
Girl #2: Maybe he had an itch on his ass?
Girl #1: It was worse then that: he started rubbing his ass on the bar stool. –Jones Beach, Long Island, New York
Woman #1: I don’t mind sand in my bathing suit or sand up my butt, but I don’t want sand in my mouth!
Woman #2: Really?
Woman #1: Yup!
Woman #2: Well, I guess that makes sense. There are a lot of things I would rather have in my butt than in my mouth. –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: velma
Dude #1: You know, that guy we call Ass.
Dude #2: You call the guy Ass? Why?
Dude #1: Because he smells like ass. Do you want to hear the rest of my story or not? –Plum Island, Massachusetts
Angry mother: Wash your damn hands!
Dirty son: No!
Angry mother: Wash your damn hands, Justin!
Dirty son: [Sticks his hands in the clogged sink.]
Angry mother: Use the fucking soap. You just gave the dog his medicine in his butt.
Dirty son: No way, I already stuck my hands in my mouth. –In-N-Out Burger, Long Beach, California
Mom to young son sliding down wooden handrail: Charlie! Did someone get a splinter in his butt? –Melbourne Beach, Florida Overheard by: Sarabeth and Jesse
Latino guy #1: I'm gonna fuck her so hard she'll feel it in her culo.
Latino guy #2: If she really loved you, she'd let you stick it in her culo. –Boardwalk, Coney Island, New York Overheard by: Geni
Blonde: I just can’t believe Justin Timberlake can dance like that!
Black guy: I can. It’s 2007 — brothers are intelligent and white girls got booty. –Venice Beach, Florida Overheard by: slamber
Mother: Do you know how dogs introduce themselves to each other?
Eight-year-old daughter: No, how?
Mother: They sniff each other's butts. –Guam Overheard by: Nadine