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Did That Guy Seem Juiced Up to You?

Skin­ny, half naked black guy wear­ing pur­ple booty shorts: “do you guys do drugs?“
Col­lege kids: “no…“
Black guy: “oh I do…I’m a drug ad­dict. Yeah, I just came from a rave, there are some crazy peo­ple out there! Why are y’all sit­ting here in the mid­dle of venice beach? It gets dan­ger­ous here at night!“
Col­lege kid (hold­ing an or­ange): “well, I’m strapped, so…“
Black guy: “is that an or­ange? Can I have it?” (takes or­ange and walks away).

–Venice Beach

Over­heard by: Kei­di

If Gilli­gan Could Have a Co­conut Ra­dio, Any­thing’s Pos­si­ble

Chub­by man, kick­ing around the sand: Hey, have you guys seen a set of keys over here?
Asian girl: Um. No. Sor­ry.
Chub­by man: Shit. I must have buried the car keys in the sand on ac­ci­dent. My wife’s gonna kill me.
Asian girl: I haven’t seen any keys, un­for­tu­nate­ly.
Chub­by man: Hey, do you think the beach has a Lost and Found box any­where?

–Big Beach, Maui, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Re­spon­si­ble Tourist