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Um, Officially I Was “Just Chubby” and My Daughter Is My Little Sister

Beach lady #1: Oh girls, last night I was watching 16 and Pregnant.
Beach lady #2: My daughter watches that. Well, I think it is stupid! That would suck for those girls.
Beach lady #1: How stupid are these kids these days? That’s why my daughter uses safe sex.
Beach lady #2: Wait, weren’t you pregnant at 16?

–Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina

Overheard by: Emily

To Be Fair, What American Would?

Woman, putting lotion on man’s back: How long have your parents been married?
Man: A long time: 25 or 30 years…
Woman: So your parents got married after you were born?
Man: No.
Woman: But you’re 40! Okay, now you’re scaring me. I just spilled half the bottle of lotion on your back. That would be 3.5 ounces. I’d explain it to you but you wouldn’t understand.

–Fort De Soto Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Ishkabibble