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If Not As Much As Your Daugh­ter.

Woman #1: How are you, Sam? I haven’t seen you for­ev­er.
Woman #2: We need to catch up more of­ten. How are you?
Woman #1: Don’t even ask. On­ly a cou­ple of weeks ago I re­al­ized I had crabs, and just yes­ter­day I found out my daugh­ter has her­pes. (sighs)
Woman #2: The ap­ple does­n’t fall far from the tree. At least you’re get­ting some ac­tion.

–Mel­bourne, Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Maris­sa