Archive for the ‘Advice’ Category

‘Except for Comedians’? Ahahaha! Genius!

Bostonian #1: I was thinking I should try out for Saturday Night Live or somethin’.
Bostonian #2: Yeah, you should, Vin. You are funny!
Bostonian #1: Yeah, I know! I mean, who’s funnier than me? Except for, you know, comedians.

–South Beach, Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts

Overheard by: luna

Have You Tried Blackmail?

Girl #1, looking at fake sex pills: You should get him this one: “One Large Dose of Lovin’.“
Girl #2: Bitch, it’s going to take more than some candy to get him to fuck me!

–Novelty shop, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Ava