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How Do You Know that is­n’t Ted Kennedy?

Woman: Is that where George Bush lives?
Man: No, you can’t see it from here.
Woman: I bet you could see it with binoc­u­lars or some­thing.
Man: Doubt it.
Woman: Why do you al­ways shut me down when I have an opin­ion? I’m en­ti­tled to it! How do you know you could­n’t see George Bush’s house from here?
Man: There’s an is­land in the way.

–Ken­neb­unk Beach, Maine

Liv Tyler: As Long As They Don’t Find Out I’m Se­cret­ly Asian

Moth­er: Both of my daugh­ters are al­lowed to mar­ry Or­lan­do Bloom if they ever want to. That is one gor­geous boy.
Fa­ther: Who’s Or­lan­do Bloom?
Daugh­ter #1: An elf.
Moth­er: No, he’s not.
Daugh­ter #2: Yes, he is — he was Lego­las in the Lord of the Rings.
Fa­ther: The elf was played by a black man?

–Car­oli­na Beach, North Car­oli­na