Mus­cle guy: Damn, that Lexus just hit that kid on a bike in front of Cir­cle Piz­za!
Blonde woman: Wait what? Was it one of mine?
Mus­cle guy: No, yours are jump­ing off the bridge.
Blonde woman: Oh, thank god.

–St Aval­on, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Him­bo