Woman: Where are you from?
Twelve-year-old boy: Min­neso­ta.
Woman: Oh, yeah, you have re­al­ly good cheese there.
Boy: Um­m­mm…
Woman: Oh, wait. No. That’s Wis­con­sin. They have re­al­ly good cheese.
Boy: Yeah. They do. But I’m from Min­neso­ta.

–Vir­ginia Beach