Biki­ni girl #1: Oh my god, he was to­tal­ly sleep­ing, and his mem­ber was, like, to­tal­ly awake. Like, hel­lo?!
Biki­ni girl #2, gig­gling: Yeah, hel­lo?!
Biki­ni girl #3, gig­gling: Hel­lo?!

–Sea­side Heights, New Jer­sey