Girl #1: Hey, I re­al­ly want to get rid of my short-tan, but I need to change in­to my bathing suit bot­toms.
Girl #2: Go ahead. No one will no­tice.

Girl #1 takes off her shorts and is about to take off her thong.

Girl #2: Jen­ny, I was just kid­ding! Put your shorts back on!
Girl #1: Oh, shit!

–Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: sun-lover