Drunk girl: My goal is to win a wet T‑shirt con­test so I can win two hun­dred dol­lars and get a tat­too… I could nev­er get naked, but I would if I had to.

–Ft. Wal­ton Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: If I did­n’t have to work the next day, I’d have in­vit­ed her to par­ty