Girl: Check out that guy’s pack­age.
Guy: What?
Girl: Look at the guy in the Speedo.
Guy: No.
Girl: Just look. He’s huge.
Guy: Damn. You’re right. I’m em­bar­rassed now. And I feel a lit­tle gay. I’m go­ing to the bath­room.

–To­bay Beach, Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: Rob