Dude #1: So, what­ev­er hap­pened to that strip­per you were dat­ing?
Dude #2: It’s over. I think it’s a bad idea to date strip­pers. You re­al­ize there’s a good rea­son they’re strip­pers, then it fucks it up every time you go back. It’s like, you look at these hot­ties and imag­ine all the pos­si­bil­i­ties, but now, af­ter dat­ing enough strip­pers, you re­al­ize the pos­si­bil­i­ties in­clude con­sol­ing her drunk ass as she cries about be­ing abused as a child while she lines up an­oth­er rail of coke, then tells you her se­cret fan­ta­sy is to see you get nailed in the ass by an­oth­er dude!
Dude #1: I still want to date one.
Dude #2: … Yeah, they’re fun.

–La­Haina’s, Mis­sion Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: sean