Dude: … So I’m, like, sit­ting there and she just keeps star­ing at me! So you know what I did? I threw my piz­za crust at her fore­head… And she start­ed to bleed! I mean, that was some hard piz­za crust, man! And you know what did said? Noth­ing! She just kept star­ing!

–Dewey Beach, Delaware