Blonde: Wait, do Jew­ish peo­ple burn or tan?
Meat­head: Well, some are pasty and some are re­al­ly dark.
Blonde: Yeah, ’cause, like, she’s Jew­ish and she gets a tan. I came in­to work the oth­er day and my hair was curly, and every­one was like, ‘Whoa!’ But then I told them I’m half-Jew­ish, so they un­der­stood.

–Man­ches­ter by the Sea, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: i burn and i’m not