Loud Brit on cell: Oh, yes! We’re fi­nal­ly here! It’s so warm here! All qui­et — it’s just beau­ti­ful! Will you be along soon? Oh… Ah… Uh-huh… So you’re go­ing to have sex? Right, then — see you in a minute! Bye!

–Barcelona, Spain

Over­heard by: Avkram