Late-20s chick #1: Don’t the tourists un­der­stand the laws of seag­ull shit­ting? I mean, if they feed them, they are go­ing to crap all over the en­tire beach.
Late-20s chick #2: At least the pa­rade of Hare Kr­ish­nas has passed.

–Jack­sonville Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: un­Muse