Daugh­ter: Sor­ry I’m late.
Mom: That’s okay. We were play­ing ‘Tourist or not?’ with the passers­by. Look — those two — ob­vi­ous­ly tourists.
Daugh­ter: Oh, kin­da like when I play ‘Jew or not?’ when I get bored.

–Ipane­ma, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Over­heard by: Jew tourist