Girl: That big la­dy across the room is star­ing at you again. You know she thinks you’re hot — I bet she’s pic­tur­ing you naked right now.
Guy, rub­bing his nip­ples: She wants my body.
Girl: In a minute she’s gonna look over here and do that to you.
Guy: Are you kid­ding? That bitch would have to grow longer arms so she could reach be­low her knees.

–Myr­tle Beach, South Car­oli­na