Drunk wed­ding guest: Hey, cool! I won­der what bay that is…
Sober guest: Uh, that’s the At­lantic Ocean.
Drunk­en wed­ding guest: Are you sure? It looks too calm to be an ocean.
Sober guest: We’re as far East as you can get in New Jer­sey. That’s the ocean.
Drunk­en wed­ding guest: I think it’s some sort of bay.
Sober guest: There’s no land on the oth­er side! It’s the ocean!

–Sea Bright, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: I looked at the map