Girl #1: I’m glad we aren’t hav­ing earth­quakes here like back in Cali.
Girl #2: It would suck com­ing over to Maui and then hav­ing an earth­quake here.
Girl #1: Hey, can you feel an earth­quake in a plane?
Girl #2: Um…

–Ki­hei, Maui, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Dar­cy