Fe­male snow­bird: Conch frit­ters? What’s conch?
Male snow­bird: Did­n’t you read Lord of the Flies? You need the conch shell to talk.
Fe­male snow­bird: You want me to eat a cer­e­mo­ni­al shell?

–Frenchy’s, Clear­wa­ter Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: sarah d.