Cana­di­an girl to Amer­i­cans: Oh my god! You guys speak Cana­di­an? We’ve been look­ing for oth­er peo­ple who speak Cana­di­an!
Amer­i­can guy: Yup, on­ly Cana­di­an. No Amer­i­can or Eng­lish. On­ly Cana­di­an.
Cana­di­an girl: Awe­some! Me, too!

–Pun­ta Cana, Do­mini­can Re­pub­lic