Three-year-old girl: I love the bitch!
Moth­er: Did you just say ‘bitch’? You can’t say that! It’s beach.
Three-year-old girl: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Moth­er, ex­as­per­at­ed: I can hear you!

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: jess