Gent #1: I’m hav­ing trou­bles cast­ing for this part.
Gent #2: I know the per­fect girl, but she’s young. On­ly 17.
Gent #1: Hm­mm… That’s too young.
Gent #2: Yeah, but you could fuck her mom.

–Mal­ibu, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Wanker