Blonde: Hey, what time is it?
Red­head: Re­al time or pre­tend time?
Blonde: You told me you changed your phone over al­ready, so just tell me what it says!
Red­head: 4:03.
Blonde: So it’s on­ly three o’­clock in my head still…
Red­head: I of­fered to tell you pre­tend time!
Blonde: But I want­ed to do the math my­self!

–Hunt­ing­ton Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Jenn