Blonde: If you could be any fla­vor of ice cream, what would you be?
Red­head: Um…
Blonde: Well, you are what you eat. You can be mon­key fudge!
Red­head: What?!
Blonde: Oh, wait, I mean Chunky Mon­key. I’m mak­ing fun of your hus­band!
Red­head: You know, I’m the one drink­ing here.
Blonde: If you were any hat, what would you be?
Red­head: No.

–Hunt­ing­ton Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Jenn