Dude: When I was in Flori­da, there was a dol­phin in the wa­ter about five feet from me. I nev­er ran so fast in my life.
Chick: Why?
Dude: When some­thing big and black sur­faces next to you in the wa­ter, you gen­er­al­ly start to shit your pants.

–North Burleigh Beach, Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Gali­na