Girl #1: We can go see the Ku­la botan­i­cal gar­dens.
Girl #2: Where on the is­land is it?
Girl #1, read­ing guide­book sec­tion: It’s in flo­ra and fau­na — I don’t know where that is.
Girl #2: Um… Flo­ra and fau­na means plants and an­i­mals, it is­n’t a place on the map.
Girl #1: Well, I don’t speak Hawai­ian so how was I sup­posed to know?

–Ki­hei, Maui, Hawaii

Over­heard by: is­peakhawai­ian